Go girl, she doing it.

So I am about to go to a party...possibly two parties. And I notice that there is always a string of patterns that follows these little "get togethers. " Here I have compiled a list of "typical party happenings". Trust me, I've been to enough parties...that I could just look at a person at first glance and know they are on a mission to get fucked up. I however, do not usually get THAT indisposed...why? Because my asshole boss always seems to schedule me EVERY FREAKIN SUNDAY! Honestly, he is so lucky that I don't go to church cause I'm a buddhist.

Party Intro: This is what goes through your mind when you first step into the door of mayhem:
-You scope everyone out, and you if you're single...you try and find someone to your liking that you will potential make out/hook up with.

-You calculate in your head how long you're gonna be at the party. ("Hmmm I got here at 9pm, if I stay until 2 am... I would have been here for 5 hours. Good time to bounce")

-You start to check out the alcohol, so that you don't get stuck just drinking beer...and you conjure up as much free booze as your little underaged self can handle.

Mid-way into the Party/ Semi Fucked up
-You are dancing up a storm...with random strangers.
-You are thinking, what time did i say i was gonna stop drinking?
-You lost your group of friends.
-That hottie is checking you out, and you go for it.

End of the party/ right before the pigs bust in
-Make out
-throw up
-pass out
-party gets cut...fuck the police, fuck fuck fuck the police.


THE END
although this will probably NOT happen to me tonight, I am anticipating on how this will happen to about 75% of the people tonight. well i won't rule out everything. if there is a cutie, maybe there might just be a little make out sesh. BUT I DOUBT IT.

hope i dont get throw up on my shoes tonight.
-jenilla