I lie lie lie like you crazy

So I've rendered this in my head a million times and I've realized that I will probably always be single because my "kind of men" are not the easiest to come by.

Give me Brandon Boyd, the lead singer of Incubus... and his ambiguously good looks! What ethnicity is this fine ass fox? Well to be truthful, it sort of slipped my mind what ethnicities granted him his devilish good looks. See for yourself...

Then there's my second love, I remember when I first saw him bursting on the boob tube and then later into puberty...Shia Labeouf. Or more like Shia LaBeauty. People don't know but this adorable jew's name actually is a weird translation... Shia means "thank god" and Labeouf means "the beef" is some language. So ironically, this not so muscle man's name means "thank god for beef". More like....THANK GOD CAUSE SHIA YOU SO SEXY.

I know what you all must be thinking, this beezy doesn't like asian men? Well my next boo boo counts as half asian but nonetheless his hot piano playing hands and the fact that he's in one of my favorite bands is what makes Jesse from head automatica, my man automatically. when i met him 3 years ago...I died in his arms that night. I know, I'm totally dumb.

Finally, there is none other than BABEraham lincoln, Kirk Huffman from two bands...my favoritest band ever GATSBYS AMERICAN DREAM and then his insightful new project KAY KAY AND HIS WEATHERED UNDERGROUND. Kirk has the style sense of the hippest and most vinage rocker ever. He's basically the straight and modern version of my other boo elton john.

So there you go, maybe why these men are the reason I'm single! I will never be able to find a Brandon, a Shia, a Jesse, or a Kirk...esp around my age. But there is still hope that I will find men with those qualities. Yes, I said men. Boys are sooooo 3 years ago. It always creeps me out when I see the little subserviant boy dating the older and overbearing woman who practically has enough balls for the both of them.

I do wish that when I do eventually find that guy...who is hopefully over 5'10'', that he makes me wanna bust out and sing, "LOOOOOOOOOOOVE" by keyshia cole, otherwise we'll be back at square one.

What's square one? Let's see...either nasty bros who worship BMX-ing and SRH or guys with fucking dragon tattoos, or guys who think giving you creepy looks is what turns us on, or guys who tend to stilllll wear socks with sandals.

Let's NEVER go back to that place. It's a new year, a new year of opportunities and hopefully new men. Maybe by the end of the year I would have found my very one jesse-brandon-kirk-shia combo.

-jenilla

p.s. i really do hope i find a partner to sing Atlantic Starr's "always" with. I hate always having to be the guy when i sing with another girl. haha