"Can't keep a good bitch down..."-Lil Kim

So here are some current events...
1) My 20th birthday is tomorrow!!!! yay! here's to another year of underaged drinking and illegal activities going unnoticed.
2) There are customer complaints for my job...and I have a feeling I have something to do about it...FUCK
3) A guy that I know has a girlfriend and I just realized that I am going to be single forever.
4) This beezy I know makes me wants to shoot her face.


So let's start, shall we?

Holy smokes, I cannot believe I AM ALMOST NOT A TEEN ANYMORE! However I have not changed much, besides the fact that I finally realized what I wanna do in life...I'm still the same chica, just with a different hair color from last year ohhh and fuck it's rainy season yet again during my birthday.

Inside scoop: I LOVE GIFT CARDS. I don't believe in that "it's not personal enough" bullll-loney! Cause shooot, not many people can interpret my style in the items they buy me so let's keep it simple this year and HEY! JUST DO GIFT CARDS TO MY FAVORITE STORES: american apparel, urban outfitters, and forever 21. Let's just say, I AM NOT trying to receive gifts like pink cableknit sweaters and weird ass platform roxy shoes. Nice effort though. Am I rude for not liking all my gifts? I believe the correct response to that is IM HUMAN, most of the time.

Holla at me DOS TIMES...

Okay, I understand that I do customer service with my job, but sometimes customers are just fucking re-dic-a-dack. TRANSLATION: are asking for too much. This man who was well over the age of 45 called to complain about me to another store claiming that i "cussed in front of him". Well my mom always said I cussed like a sailor. Yes I do, but foreallllz a 45 year old man is tattling on me? Like shit, this isn't elementary school.

I'm trying to imagine how his day went...

"Hey cats I'm home (I'm being an asshole and assuming all he has are cats and that's it), well today was a pretty good day, until I went into the V@&$ store and heard an asian girl say the F-U-C-K word...luckily I have no life so I told on her!"

Okay well there were other complaints that I don't know about and here is what I know...I have a manager meeting tomorrow and my manager is going to talk about it....and jesus christ I hope only 2 complaints were about me.

Don't judge me, I'm awesome with customer service....last week I was on my period.
YEAH I SAID IT, YOU WANNA MEET THE WITCH OF THE WEST? Talk to me on the 2nd week every month.
Girls, you know what I'm talking about, and guys...just act like you never read this paragraph.

If that ruins my birthday...consider this my resignation. Sorrrrry I can't be Sally Sunshine 24/7...shiiiiiet!

New topic....
this topic really left me dumbfounded for like 23 minutes in the middle of studying for poli sci and music class. So....

This guy that I've known for years who has always been single has a DUN DUN DUN a girllllllllllllfriend! I know, it's crazy...I am literally in the "WOWWY WOW WOW WOW" mode.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for him...however I am still single and well da da da da damn, I hope that this year I do find a TENDERONI...naw mean? <3

Last topic of the night so I could go back to studying...

This flooozy that I know (unfortunately) is still pulling ho moves and talking about things that were said in the past and just being an annoyance. I realized that I forgot to pack something this morning as I was getting ready...then I saw her face today and realized that I had forgotten to pack my shotgun. Damn it! Okay I wouldn't really shoot her, maybe if I decide to...it'll be with a paintball gun. : ) It's sort of like that jonas brothers song..."burning up". Only this time, it's my blood boiling.

So crap, this was a long ass blog with time that should have been spent studying...so I will go back to studying now.

Even though all of these current events are pretty crazy...you know what they say

"Can't keep a good bitch down." I love lil kim.

All I know is that I'm going to party it up this saturday at my party and to everyone else, try not to get puke on your shoes on saturday. cuz bitch im about to be 20!!!!!!!


peace, love, and rho

<3 j