"I feel like you're eyeballing me son!"

Have you ever been to a place or think of something and it AUTOMATICALLY leads you to think about someone in your life that you secretly have a crush on? Well shit I almost always think of someone in almost every situation. Honestly, I could be in the toilet paper isle in VONS and I'll think of my friend Daniel and how he uses a british accent when he says "tissues", instead he says, "TIZZZSUES". I know he sounds kind of retarded right now, but he really is sooooo funny when he says it.

Anywhoozels, here is a list I have compiled of places and things that remind me of people...

1. A shiny new black RSX with a tail...reminds me of this guy I used to date who had that car, it's sort of sickening...but everytime I see one on the road I glance and see who's driving. Now don't get me wrong, we ended things on good terms. He just had bomb.com style and pretty good music taste, and a nice car, and a job, and was cute. Oh wait, why did we stop seeing each other?

BECAUSE THE JIGGA PRACTICALLY WANTED TO MARRY ME AFTER A MONTH! he was a lot older than me...like 4 years and wanted me to be his girlfriend after 2 dates. CREEPY, but also FLATTERING! hahah

2. Macy's shoes department in fashion valley mall...
HELLO HOTTIE McHOTTIE! Super cute guy who has plugs and a mohawk and cute smile and who although may be dressing businessy for his job, knows how to rock out at shows! No I am not a stalker, I just so happen to go to a lot of concerts and have seen him at a few. Bonus? HE MUST HAVE THE SAME MUSIC TASTE AS ME. too bad I don't see him there as much anymore, NOT THAT I was CHECKING.

3. Baby socks: This reminds me of an old friend that I had back in elementary and all through middle school. This bitch's feet is sooooooo crazy small that she wears baby socks! Can you imagine? Okay, she's not really a bitch, I love her but it's just a form of expression. Yeah I like low socks too, but honey my feet are size 8 and I would need at least 2 baby socks to fit 5 toes. Hey, don't judge my foot size...I'm 5'8''.

4. Starbucks in mission valley mall: The only boo boo who knows how to make my drink correctly...and it doesn't help that he's super tall, dark, and handsome. So why do I choose to study there instead of at school?
2 reasons: him and people in the library talk too much.

5. Chicken noodle soup: will always remind me of my junior or senior year pep rally and how our fabulous step team used that song as a part of their routine. After the step team graduated, pep rallies were never the same.

6. BIOLOGY! There seems to be a pattern, maybe I am as boy crazy as people say I am cause apparently this is about a man as well. My 11th grade biology class had a super super sexy t.a. whose name will not be revealed. He was the only reason I even cared to show up to that class. When we were learning about reproduction, I got to "mate" with him! It may have not been in real life...but he still has my number and texts me. heeeeyyy!

7. Chipotle @ school: Sad face, will always remind me of having lunch with my boo boos ONELL AND AUDREY AND MOST RECENTLY REJEL all througout spring semester 08. Every week, it was chipotle with my boos and hot gossip. Too bad they only have tues/thurs classes now, and I have mwf. eff me two times.

8. San Franciso....that one's easy. rho rascals on my first ever trip to sf <3. best three days ever. best clam chowder ever. best marc by marc jacobs store ever. best girls to go on a trip with. ohhhh memories.

9. Lonely park in LV! We in the hood now! Oh yes that was the kick it spot for my best friend Linh and all of our middle school friends. We would literally walk there after school at least twice a week. That's where I got my first kiss on the cheek(from a guy who is now gay...figure my luck haha)and where people would just go to have a good ol casual time.

10. Last but certainly not least my friends is...SEA WORLD! Where I got my first ever job and where I became friends with sooo many people that I am still close to today. These were the best of times, these were the worst of times. Had a couple crushes, got stalked by a tall black guy that worked with me, and it really felt like summer camp. THANK GOD I GOT THE FUCK OUT. (the uniforms were a different story)


So in life there will always be places that remind us of people as well as things that trigger a memory. All I know is, Macy's guy...I'M COMING TO GET YOU. Wait that sounded wrong..."I'LL BE COMING IN FOR SOME CUTE NEW FLATS AND YOU'RE GONNA GET A BIG TIP." interpret that however you'd like.


xoxo
gossip girl

just kidding

<3 jenilla