"She rocking that thang...."

So that sign will definiely be applied at my birthday party this saturday!

It's like that Ludacris song,
"Got a big weed stash
pocket full of cash
just seen a big ol ass
it's saturday!
ohhh ohhh
sticky icky icky.."

Except my version will be
"Got a big weed stash
pocket full of cash
just got drunk and fell on my ass
it's my birthday!
ohhh ohhhh
sticky icky icky..."

Current events before my birthday...

-saw a pro skater's PRIVATES on my friend's phone
-pretty sure I'm getting a tattoo next week of either a music note or a peace sign
-totally blew it with my class boo boo, but next week...IT'S ON!
-Actually woke up to write my essay this morning, and accomplished it! but don't get excited, my procrastination is still stuck in my closet....and guess what motherfucker, it's coming out tomorrow!
-no work until tuesday

LIFE IS GOOD

Pre-party ritual...

-get my hurrrr did by my o.g. salon boo boo TROY (SNIPZ SALON, hunay, anyting he do fo you)
-make my 23 year old sister buy all the booze and smuggle it by putting it in a huge luggage
-get ready while listening to HARDCORE.....r&b/hip hop

-GET READY TO GET MY SWERVE ON!!!!!!

For those of you who do attend my party, I just wanna apologize ahead of time for if I do any of the following:

-yell or scream at you while drunkingly slurring my words
-flash you a little A if I bend over or fall down drunkingly (don't worry, I'll be wearing panties, but I won't tell you which kind)
-spill a drink on a shirt, shoes, pants...FACE
-fall asleep and forget to entertain the rest of the beezies that are still lingering
-forget to introduce you to someone, like my best friend who's having the party with me
-don't say goodbye, because if I do it will most likely be said like this..."guh byyyyyeeeeeeea"

I'M SO EXCITED, AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!

Please Buddha, do not let me make a complete fool of myself at my party.
THANK YOU.


-j
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