I'm in a sophmore slump!
Even though winter break ended weeks ago, I don't know why my all my downtime results in doing anything but homework or studying.
You would think that because I finally found out what I was doing with my life, I would be more on track right? NOPE.
Let's see where my faults are...
9:00-9:50 World History with A REAL LIVE DINOSAUR
No, I'm not being mean by saying that. He literally is a nice professor, but his lectures involve him standing inside a huge lecture class drawing ill thought out maps of countries and then incorporting hobbits in them. Who is this teacher, you may speak of? It's Prof. Beasely or as I like to call him Beasely fo Sheezy. Thank god I have my friend sandra in that class, otherwise I would probably ditch M W lectures every week. Plus one of the boo boos from my one of my class's last semester is in that huge lecture...so naturally half the time I'm trying to figure out where he's sitting. Don't call me a stalker, you know your bitch ass would be looking for your crush in your lecture too...hush.
Here is a picture of my professor. Call him Prof Reptar...maybe then I would pay attention...
So let's see, my next class oh shiet it's STATISTICS!
The infamous class that half of my friend failed the first time and the determining factor to seeing if I can pass it the first time. Besides the fact that I HATE MATH, ANY TYPE. My professor is a crazy man. He always brings up a 450 lb student when he talks about outliers. My guess is that he must've been or known a guy who was 45o lbs. That's why he obsesses over it. That class though is sooooooooooo hard to focus in, I strongly believe that I just have ADD when it comes to STATs because I was fine in my other math classes.... This is pretty much me in stats class...
Next is poli sci...which I can actually stand because my teacher is pretty cool and funny. Plus she actually was genius enough to have a powerpoint so that the entire class is not looking like me in the photo above.
English class now! This is yet another class that there is just the cutest boo boo...except in this case....ITS MY TEACHING ASSISTANT. HE IS SOOOOOO HEAVENLY. Although he sort of a gump, he is probably the best looking teaching assistant on campus.
What pops in my head when I see him? Probably the "How deep is your love" song by the BeeGees because he is older...so I like to pull out my favorite classics.
OMG MY FAVORITE CLASS BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO HOMEWORK OR STUDYING PLUS TWO OF MY BESTIES ARE IN THAT CLASS PLUS ANOTHER BOO BOO!
Besides the fact that I am THE KARAOKE KILLER....i love choir. NOT BECAUSE I think my voice is Mariah Carey status...but simply because it's fun and it's a good release after a laundry list of boring ass classes.
The songs are not really my choice, because I personally would want to be singing "Is this love" by Bob Marley or "Back that ass up" by Juvenile, or even "Always be my baby" by Mariah Carey....instead we have songs with sexual inuendos that were written in the 1950s or songs about god. Which is interesting, considering the fact that I'm a buddhist.
Anyways, there is one song that I love and in it, it says
"I'd like to sup with my baby tonight..." (obviously sexual right?)
NOPE ITS ABOUT "HAVING SUPPER"
another line...
"I'd like to coo with my baby tonight"(I'm guessing it's sexual again)
This is what I think it is...
They are DEFINITELY "cooing" And if that's not cooing, I don't know WHAT IS!
So those are just some of my classes....
But yet I am lacking so much motivation.
All I know is that I better step it up this semester. Or else I'm gonna end up a college drop out, working at the local liquor store....but selling cigarettes on the side to minors....and also selling porn to dirty old men, and having to sell my car which would result in me riding roller blades everywhere.!!!!!!!
LIKE BRINK!
...okay I kid, that movie was prettttttty sweet. Plus erik von detton is still quite cute. Ohhhh BRINK!
Point is, JIGGA I GOTTA STUDY!
-jenilla
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