HAPPY pothead DAY!

So here are some current events that I noticed today...

1) It was excruciatingly hot and I almost melted into a tiny asian puddle. Not good.

2) Guess what? It's national smoke weed everyday -day, also known as the infamous 4/20 and although I should be celebrating cause one of my friends is a dealer and could probably smoke me out...I HAVE TOO MUCH SHIT TO STUDY FOR THIS WEEK.

yeah, better luck tomorrow.
However THE BEST QUOTE THAT I HEARD ALL DAY WAS from my lovely pledge sister, christine. take a bow because you made it into my current events...

Let me set the scene up for you...
We were driving home from something tonight and I was actually dropping her back off at her car at sdsu...

christine: IS THAT WEED?
me: no, that's skunk
christine: it smelled like weed
me: well fuck you obviously havent smoked in a long ass time if you think it smells like weed here, thats motherfucking skunk.
christine: (laughs uncontrollably for literally 6 minutes) I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS WEED.

PLUS! IN ALL OF MY CLASSES THERE WAS A SIGNIFICANT DECRESE OF STUDENTS TODAY, IS IT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AT THE BEACH, OR SMOKING OUT? probably both.

hahahaha, isn't she just precious. So although I am not an avid smoker of the green leaves we've all grown to love... I sure do not mind it. People think I'm super ghetto though because I prefer blunts over bongs and pipes...But I don't know, I guess it's that tiny bit of hoodrat in me that likes the blunts

As my drug dealing friend would say, "Blunts are for n!&#@s"

Other current events...PIE ME! My sorority is having a pie auction and I need you putas to come pie me to pay off my fundraising dues...come on! You know you love me...ish. Okay actually, I don't wanna get pied but you can always just donate me money to see me. Just think about it, hey! just really think about it.

Last on current events, bitches need to stop acting entitled to things and acting like their shit don't stink....it's kind of like outkast said, "roses really smell like boo boo"

dont feel like you're entitled to something, otherwise you will get cut. thanks.

on a cheerful note...



<3 jenn