Repeat Offender

I recently became totally discouraged by one motherfucker at forever 21 who instantly recognized me...and sort of insulted me. haha

So here's the scene...

I step into forever 21 on my lunch break because it never takes me 1 hour to eat and because it's the only store at the mall that I actually like...urban and am.apparel are walking distance, but I don't feel like actually walking all the way there and back.

...and one out of the 45 gentlemen who now work there said,

"MAN, YOU'RE LIKE HERE EVERYDAY" one of the forever 21 guys recognized me. FML

So it's been two days since that incident, and I've been 2 days sober for going into forever 21. thank goodness, that place may be cheap but it burns a hole through my wallet.

Whatever

Next repeated offense...

My older sister who I sort of look like, went into AMERICAN APPAREL at fashion valley mall and made a purchase...

The sales girl asked to see her id for her credit card purchase, and then said, I quote...

"Are you related to jennifer?"

I don't even know the bitch! but i shop there enough for her to check my id enough times. FML

So that makes 2, let's see where to next?

I know, let's go back to the mall I work at...where the STARBUCKS KNOWS MY EXACT DRINK, I pretty much know each person who works at that starbucks now, and they even give me free drinks once in awhile...i guess it's okay to be known by them.

So last place, where I am totally a repeat offender..

First off, I blame it all on my best friend linh who introduced me to the place!

URBANE CAFE, the best sandwich shop known to man! I go there mostly thursdays because they have my favorite soup on that day only: tomato bisque with their southwest chicken sandwich would be my last supper if I was going to jail.

How do they know me?
When I come in to pick up my order, the same lady hands it to me without even asking what I ordered or whose name it's under. Linh, I blame it on you.

So what did i learn from all of this? Maybe I really should go other places, and NOT BE SO USED TO A ROUTINE.

It's a good thing, life isn't like the game monopoly...otherwise, MY ASS WOULD BE SENT STRAIGHT TO JAIL!



fuck, i always lose that game. damn it. haha

peace, love, and peace and love, and peace and love...and NO MORE REPEATS! (sometimes)
-j