"It's me Bitches...."

So I was on a break with Blogspot for awhile, for those of you who actually care...all 3 of you. Yes Christine you are definitely one of the 3. Also yes it was a break, an actual one like Ross and Rachel on the best show ever, FRIENDS. But then I realized that FUCK, I MISS YOU BLOGSPOT...CAN I HAVE A 2ND CHANCE? I'LL LET YOU GO TO 2ND BASE WITH ME? and of course Blogspot couldn't resist...SO I'M BACK PUTAS.

This particular entry is really just going to be an update of current events that have happened...

Customer Complaint #2:

So these four filipino guys came into my store sunday and long story short, this jiggaboo with small ass size 8 feet got allllll types of offended just because I wasn't "Sally Sunshine" to him when I grabbed him the 5 pairs of shoes he tried on. Meanwhile while this dickhead is trying on his baby shoes, his friends are just sitting on all of the benches taking up space. ANNOYING. So when he wanted to buy one of the shoes on display, all I asked was if he wanted to try it on before he purchased it...I GUESS IT WAS THE SAME AS TELLING HIM TO "SUCK IT" BECAUSE HE GOT REALLY OFFENDED. I guess....

So then he bought the shoes and asked Maggie for the "customer complaint number", I guess I wasn't nice enough to him? I mean what did he expect? For me to helllllla put the shoes on his feet for him, cradle him, and tell him that "everything's gonna be alright". Come the fuck on, I barely give that treatment to babies who try on shoes in my store. Trust me, I can act bitchy as fuck if I wanted to...but I wasn't. In the end it just shows...some guys are sensitive pricks. Hmmm moving on...

My love life...
What's non existant + invisible = a pretty fucking dry spell.
My love life is so non existant, that sometimes I just want to bust out in song singing "I want to know what love is" by Foreigner? but then I realize that that's creepy and really it's me that's making my love life absent is that I just refuse to lower my standards. Plus all of the guys that I do fancy, end up liking some other bitch who usually has the cute factor...you know like shorter than 5'8'' and wears forever 21 and hollister/abercrombie and listens to mainstream music, AKA NOT ME.

I guess if I wanted a guy right now I could have one...just not one that I wanted, I could have a shorter guy with spikey hair, listens to soley hip hop and r&b, wears socks with sandals, and PROBABLY HANGS OUT AT TAPIOCA EXPRESS 3 TIMES A WEEK. Thank you, DON'T COME AGAIN.

Oh yeah, this guy that I liked all last summer and until last winter came into my store with HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND...and then after I threw a hammer at his head. Just kidding...it was a refridgerator. (then I threw a wrench at his girlfriend, because you know...I don't know her personally, so you gotta start small). Fuck it.

I just wish that one of these days I can do a little something something to the Drake and Lykke Li version of "Little Bit". Such a sexy song, holy cow.

My rap name is like Coolio but with an S, Scoolio?

So School, GOTTA STUDY GOTTA STUDY GOTTA STUDY GOTTA STUDY. I am on the brink of graduating in 5 years, and I'm okay with that. As long as I graduate before my 15 yr old cousin, I'm good. Brenda girl, I hope you slow your roll.

I'm working on my EASY A class, general studies 420 and damn I really hope that this class brings up my gpa a whole lot...otherwise it's goodbye social life, HELLO CONFINED ROOM WITH 4 WALLS AND INTERNET ACCESS SOLELY TO GOOGLE SCHOLAR.

Let's see...what else is going on?

-a short mexican guy denied repeatedly annoyingly poking my ass with his watch accidentally before the common and friends concert.

-i am obsessed with ice cream milk tea from tapex...it's close to heaven in your mouth. rich and creamy, just like.......A MILKSHAKE. if you were thinking about something else, jiggas you nasty!

-i have kept up a pretty damn good streak of NOT WEARING JEANS/PANTS to school thus far, which will hopefully enable to keep my luxurious leg tan longer since all I've been wearing were gam exposing outfits...like you know star pasties and bootyshorts.

-I finally realized that my older coworker who has been hitting on me for the past year is SORT OF CUTE...but that's it.

-I really should get another job before these customer complaints push me in the unemployment line.

-I need to join 24 hour fitness because bathing suit season is over, but all of the major EAT TILL YOUR BOOTY DROPS holidays are coming up and I must stay "in shape".

-After seeing Common at his concert, realized that he has a BEAUTIFUL face structure.

Last but not least...I WILL FINALLY RESSURECT (SPELLING?) MY BLOGSPOT. (until it pisses me off again and we get a divorce for good)

Peace, love, and Sweet tea (craving some, fuck! mcdonald's is closed)
-jenilli jenilli jenilli