One common theme that I did notice, was that as the years go by less and less is worn by both men and women!
I mean, I know there's a recession but I'm pretty sure walking out in a loincloth and messy hair and saying that you're Tarzan is still borderline indecent exposure. (which can sometimes be a good thing, am I right ladies?) haha. Anywhozels, here's an example.
The point of Halloween was to wear something scary right? The point is to scare people with a ridiculously and shockingly gruesome costume...
I guess the ladies are taking a different approach, they are using the OTHER scare factor. Pretty much, the message in this era is "I'm going to look so goddamn sexy in my string of a costume that I'm going to scare your pants off". Am I right? Why else would the typical gorilla costume be later translated into society today as a girl just wearing a fur bikini and holding a banana. I guess it's the same.
This is what used to be considered normal...
Now this is more of what you see on the streets...circa NOW
So here are a couple of SHALLOWeen costumes that I have thought of for you ladies, who want to use this scary holiday as a chance to showcase their lack of or gift of good looks.
Banana...
I know what you're thinking, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE A BANANA? They aren't even sexy. Here's my idea ladies. Find a tight yellow dress that has a zipper in the front, trust me. There are some. Then wear a cute creme colored bra underneath and unzip it enough so that you can see the bra, and wear it with yellow pumps. Then just make a Chiquita banana sticker stick it on anywhere you want. Possibly by the end of the night, the whole peel will come off.
Grizzly bear...
I know you're thinking...being hairy is NOT CUTE BOO BOO. But I saw a black fur vest at forever 21 ( yeah of course there! right?) So wear that black fur vest with a cute black bra and some black boyshorts. Then take make some black bear ears out of cutting up felt and gluing it to a headband. Finally finishing touches, I saw a honey jar purse at party city, and some black pumps. ta-dah! you just made winnie the pooh look like a douche.
Michael Jackson...
I know that every guy is probably going to be Michael Jackson for halloween cause he is THE LEGEND, however girls can too. Just wear a cute white shirt, but tie it up so that your stomach shows. Next wear it with either a red/maroon leather jacket or a member's only jacket ( something bomber jacket style). Next wear some sequined booty shorts (saw some at pink zone) with white socks that show and black heels. Finally finish it off with a white sequined glove, and a cute fedora hat.
So...those are just a few ideas that I know most people think of and assume girls cannot make sexy. However, it is possible! Trust me, if you can make a nun outfit slutty, you can make BABYBOP slutty!
I don't know exactly what I'm going to be for halloween, but I have a couple of tricks up my sleeve. Looks like you're just going to have to hang out with me to see what I am. I ain't playa hating, I always skank up my halloween costume...I have been since 8th grade (don't tell my mom).
However, there is one costume that I WOULD NOT MIND SEEING THIS YEAR...
...SEXaroni pizza, anyone? I'll have a slice.
-dont quote me on that...
<3 jenilla killah
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