Life would be so much easier...

if I didn't like you so much.

Why can't you...

-be 5 feet tall

-have bad taste in music like only listening to Miley Cyrus and Los Lonely Boys

-dress in Ed Hardy and wear jeans with dragon embroidery on it

-not adore all of the same movies I love and be able to repeat all the lines

-have a lazy eye like Quasi-Moto instead of nice brooding eyes

-be a complete and utter asshole and not care about anyone's feelings

-not have an affinity for humor and just say dumb dick jokes that all other guys use

-be that one guy that all the girls want

why can't you be anyone else but you?



<3 hopeless romantic